Bug Bites Blow

Wow, that’s a lot of bug bites you have.
Yes it is.  I have 36 bug bites on my left leg, 27 on my right leg, 17 on each arm, and a splattering on my lower back.
Wow, that’s really a lot.
Yes, I have sweet blood – the bugs like me.
Ha-ha.  How did you get all those?
Well, I washed my clothes with shorts on.
Oh yes, I saw you washing.  You should have worn pants.
Yes, I probably should have.  Also, I was working in my garden and that’s how I got so many on my arms.
Didn’t you know you were getting bit?  Why didn’t you put bug repellant on?
Well, I want to become accustomed to the bug bites.  After my body adjusts, they won’t bother me as much.
Yes they will.
But the bites don’t bother you guys here.
We don’t get bit.  We use repellant.  The bugs don’t bite if you wear bug repellant.
Oh.

~ by number3263 on May 22, 2007.

2 Responses to “Bug Bites Blow”

  1. This is a funny story because I luv how it ended. Why did u think that bug bites didn’t bother, was it because u never saw them itching? Do u hav a pic of all the bug bites? R u going 2 wear bug repellant next time?

  2. I have gotten lots of bug bites then I had to put on oven mits so I wouldn’t scratch myself. Note: always put on bug repellant

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