Choose your own injury
I had to get stitches on one of my fingers. You guess which version led me to the doctors door.
Bada-Boom!
I was cooking breakfast one fine Wednesday morning, when I heard a slight hissing sound coming from near my gas tank. I bent down to investigate, and realized I was leaking gas. As I straightened up, the tank exploded, launching the knife I was using to cut bacon across the room. Due to my ninja like reflexes, I managed to dive out of the way, but threw my hand up in the air, which caught the tip of the knife, slicing my pointer finger down to the bone.
Bloody Mary anyone?
I was cooking breakfast one fine Wednesday morning, when I decided to make pineapple juice. I sliced up the pineapple, put it in the jar, added the water, and pulled out my trusty blender, the type you use to make one class of juice. It wasn’t blending quite right, and I realized the metal part had come undone. I pulled it out, and then attempted to push it back in, which, unknowingly, turns on the blender. Bam, finger frapee.
What the @#$&?
I was cooking breakfast one fine Wednesday morning, when all of the sudden, a stray dog jumped through my kitchen window. I guess he smelled the delicious fumes of the bacon I had been frying. Anyway, he jumped up on the counter and started gobbling down the hot fresh bacon, growling at me the whole time. For a second, I was too stunned to react, but when I gathered my nerves, I started waving my hands and yelling at him to get out of my kitchen. He finished the bacon, and started looking around for his next meal, when I reached my hand out to smack him, thinking that will shoo him away. Just as I was about to make contact with the dog, he turned and bit my hand, breaking the skin and leaving bone exposed on the pointer finger.
So, which will it be? Option number 1, option number 2, or option number 3? Good luck!
PS. As of now, my hand is fine and healing up well, although I have been ordered to stay away from pools and rivers until I get the stitches removed.
Ciao bella! I pick option number 3.
Hope all’s well in the Land “Down Under”, and Happy Thanksgiving!
how did a dog jump through your window? did u have it closed or open? and ill pick number 3 >_<
I wouldpick number 3 it seems less painful than any other one. If you had to choose which one would you pick (if it already didn’t happen to you). I hope it heels up soon. Have a great day
I really think i would choose 3 it wouldn’t hurt too bad then the other.Hope you feel all right and it will become better.
I feel sorry for you
i pick number 1
What did @#$&? MEAN DID YOU SWEAR
ouch
i’d pick #1 because my mom she sliced her hand with an a eletric knife
we had to put about 2 1/2 wrap-around band-aids and 10 huge band-aids on her hand she was making corn beef and my grandma gave her the eletric knife so when she got the corn beef out the oven the knife was still on and accidently gripped the blade.